Friday, 25 September 2015

Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.09

                                                          Download RkT1.09 here


RkT1.09 - "Chei! It's not easy to be a man oooo! On my birthday, I take her out; when it's her's, I still take her out. Nna, na wetin sef???! 

Kindly watch & Download the dramatic representation of this thot in the video.

                                       




Download this video (RkT1.09) here. Also, feel free to drop your comments below.

Meanwhile, if you missed out on the previous video dropped last week (RkT1.12), you can check it out here.

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Thursday, 24 September 2015

Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.12


RkT1.12 - "The ‘man-of-God’ makes me shout when I pray... & I wonder, "If prayer is 'talking to God' (as we've been made to understand), then WHY SHOUT AT HIM?" 

Kindly watch & download the dramatic representation of this thot in the video. Quite hilarious ending.


Download video here & feel free to drop your comments below.



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Random krAzy Thots (RkT)


So many times, people query my identity of being krAzy just because they don't see tattoos & piercings (like CharlyBoy); No completely insane & absurd dress sense (like Denrele); no 'crazy lifestyle' of partying/clubbing & alcohol & drugs & all that stuff.

What then is this krAzy guy all about?!
What's so different or unique about him? ...you might wanna ask.

Well, it's in my mind.
It's in my view about things & issues & life in general!
It's in my thoughts!
...& my thoughts have been clearly given life in the series; "#RandomkrAzyThots".
#RkT is a peep into what my krAzy's all about.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 2.0 - Complete Season 2 (in text)


#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 1 
One thing I may never get to understand is how mothers manage to think that one of the best ways to stop a child from crying is by beating the child. If this ever happened to you, say iiiii =))
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 2 
Bros, wait first! You down 3bottles yesterday. Today, the same thing. If you continue like this everyday at the rate of N300 per bottle. In a month, na 27k be dat...& 12months, N324,000.00. Hmmm! Three Hundred & Twenty-Four 'Taaasan' (...in Chukwudi's voice).
That money go still buy plot of land for Agbara/Otta side ooo.
Bros, abeg think twice before you take the next bottle ...if not, you'd drink an entire estate without knowing it. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 3 
Chai! Women! #:-S
The hair; they add to it.
The eyebrow; they reduce.
The eyelash; they add.
The eye itself; they add - contact lens
The height; they add – high-heels
The nails; they add -
The stomach; they reduce!
Even the chest & b*tt, they ... :X :X
Is a woman satisfied with anything on her body?! /:)8-|... ~just saying~
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 4 
I don't know what it is with ladies & 6packs; 6 small (tiny) packs. Abeg, big Shout Out to the guys who have just 1 BiG PACK.
Well, for me, I don't have six, but then, it's more than one sha. :d
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 5 
I miss her & just want to hear her voice but she's adamantly refused to pick my call simply because she's owing me some amount of money. This makes me VERY sad.
#LessonLearnt: Never lend people money, no matter how badly they need it - especially your close friends.
And so, if you are badly in need of money & I don't 'LEND' you, it's because I love you & can't risk losing you as a friend. 

#RkT2.0 -6 
Have you taken time to consider how many 'friends' who don't call you anymore - simply because they're owing you money?

Do you know how many people who don't patronize your service anymore because of the money they still owe you from the last business you did together?

Till date, I know a couple of guys who don't call me for jobs anymore; not because I didn't deliver when I anchored their events - but because they haven't completed payment of the last deal we had.

I'm repeating this cos of the reactions I got to '#RkT 2.0 - 5' & hereby insist, I'd rather not have you owe me, than have you 'continuously avoid me.

...& that's 'RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 6'

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 7 
Have you ever wondered why you have soo many November celebrants - especially this 2nd week?
Well, here's the reason revealed:
Welcome to the month of Nobember - the month where we get the report-card of 'a certain Feb. 14'.
Big shoutout to all November celebrants; products of Valentines' Day flings...*Rotfl*
If you think I'm lying, then ASK YOUR MUMMY.=)) X-p
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 8 
Truly, unlike charges attract.
Guys are 'hard & strong', but like soft things. Babes are 'soft &tender', but like hard things.
If you understand this with ease, then you need to be bornagain, again. ♠...ℓ
...
Don't leave church today without seeing your pastor. 

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 9 
Yoruba people are very funny ooo. You tell me, "Má so pé àgbàlagbà ń paró" ...translated, "Never accuse an Elder of Lying".
So what name do we call it when the so-called elder makes a completely obvious, blatant & conspicuously untrue statement? 

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 10 
God has given me the names of my 'unborn' kids since...I've known their names for over 8yrs now. It's only their mum who's proving extremely difficult to find. =->

Madam, you better show-up now before I change me mind. Or else... :x :|
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 11 
He was on air yesterday & right now, he's no more.
Chaz B; host of the popular life-changing radio show is dead...& one can only wonder: Why do 'good people' die?

That's #RkT2.0 - 11 #DarkMoments
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 12 
Come to think of it! What was Judas' offence? According to the build-up of that story, I feel Jesus was already 'too popular' to require a 'kiss identification.
...just saying...
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 13 
Babe, I knew you back then. You were NEVER good in fine arts. I used to draw all your assignments for you; remember?
How come you're now very prolific at doing one of the most difficult things in fine arts back then (lines of symmetry)?
The only difference I notice is, "You no longer do your fine-arts on paper, but on your face".
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 14 
Ok, some wines cost as much as 100k per bottle. It leaves me wondering what they put inside 'cos in my mouth, it doesn't taste any different from the 3k wine.
Let me bring it closer; some non-alcoholic fruit wines (N1,500) taste exactly like 'apple juice' (LaCasera - N100) so why the differing prices?
Wait O! Abi na my tongue get fault? If you sabi the difference, abeg educate me oooo. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 15 
He says, “What if the story of heaven and hell is untrue?”
She says, “AND WHAT IF IT’S ALL TRUE?”
krAzy says, “the risk of not believing isn’t worth it. Surrender to Him today.”

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.0 - Complete Season 1 (in text)


#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 1 
Back in our school days (especially for the science students), we were made to look for ‘x’ indefinitely as though, ‘x’ was going to be our source of livelihood but ever since I got outta school, I've never come across the famous 'x'… =-? erm... =-?erm... well, except the time my babe left me and became my ‘X’. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 2 
Your vehicle breaks down on the highway and you were immediately apprehended by LASTMA guys who bring in their towing vehicle to take your car away (claiming you've committed an offence). In the process, their towing vehicle breaks down (…on the same highway). 
What happens??? 
  
#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 3 
My brother studied Accountancy; He owns (& runs) a fish-farm.
My sister studied Fisheries; She works in a bank. #KrisKrox, right?! :D
...& me?! You really don't wanna know. Well, 'School' has certified me 'A Mechanical Engineer', even though I can hardly distinguish a screw from a bolt (ok...it's not that bad. But then, it's bad sha... :) ).
My verdict: though important, I think school is highly overrated.

To the younger ones, 'Study' ANYTHiNG - then do WHATEVER you like - but try to do it well. ;)

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 4 
According to recent estimates, Roman Catholics make up 16.85% of World Population, other Christians are 16.54%, Muslims 22.74%, Hindu 13.8%, Buddhist 6.77%, other religions 11.63%, non-religious 9.66% and atheists, 2.01%.
The question now is, 'How sure are you that your choice of religion is the correct one - if ONLY ONE is right, as each individual one tries to make her followers believe?'

Personally, I think it's an insult; very downgrading & demeaning to suggest that the God my bible tells me about created a system where only about 20% (or even less) of His creation stand a realistic chance of joining Him in paradise.

That said, for me, even though I'm a firm believer in Christ’s teachings (& the bible- as a whole), I just believe (contrary to what most people think) that somehow, 'THERE MiGHT JUST BE MORE THAN ONE WAY TO GOD...' 8-| =-? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 5 
The Holy Book records -on several occasions- during the temptation of Jesus, that “the devil took him (Jesus) to ...” (Matt. 4, Luke 4) and that leaves me wondering, “Why was Jesus following the devil up & down...afterall, the Holy Book says "...be not unequally yoked with unbels”. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 6 
Imagine someone losing his hands during a crises & the first thing that comes outta his mouth is, "Yeeeh! My wristwatch!!".
Abeg, let's play it safe jooor.
My $15 wristwatch will tell me the time ...just as your N20m De Grisogono ...:>
Why spend that much on a wristwatch? :|

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 7
Ok, for a while now, I've been toying (playing) with the idea of not getting married to a Naija chic (my 9ja babes, abeg make una nor vex).
So which Nationality will you recommend? ...& why? ;) 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8a
Must we all get married on Saturdays...or Thursdays?
Well, not like I’m ready yet, but if you must attend my wedding, get ready to sacrifice one of your ‘sacred Mondays’ for it. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8b
...meanwhile, it's another Saturday...& I'm still not the main guy... Hmmm!
Anyway, even though I'm not the groom, I'm still on stage sha & will keep emceeing & anchoring the weddings till one day I have a more important role to play: Groom! :d
...Don't be surprised, I might even anchor that one too. ♠...ℓoℓ...♠. YES! Who says I can't anchor my wedding?! ♠...ℓ
... :p

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 9 
Chei! It's not easy to be a man oooo! On my birthday, I take her out; when it's her's, I still take her out. Nna, na wetin sef???! 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 10 
A Big Shout Out to all those who 'talk' for a living (priNce krAzy inclusive); OAPs, Comedians, Emcees, Public Speakers, Pastors, Lawyers et al. We're the ones that 'resemble' God.
I'd rather conclude that 'Talking' is work, than suggest that God is lazy...afterall, HE only TALKED for 6 days (1 sentence per day) after which the bible says "he rested from all His work which He has made." ~meanwhile, na only talk He talk ooo. /:)

Anyway, Doctors, Engineers, Architects, Bricklayers, Bankers, etc, na una know who send una message oooo. :p ♠...ℓoℓ...♠
DropYourTools&StartTalking. :D 

#RkT - #RandonkrAzyThots 1.0 - 11 
The man of God makes me understand that there are some things we need to do here on earth that will earn us crowns in heaven.
And I say, ...
"Lemme make the heaven first. We can talk about crowns later."
Making the heaven is difficult enough. Afterall, of what use is the crown if one doesn't make heaven? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 12 
The ‘man-of-God’ makes me shout when I pray... & I wonder, "If prayer is 'talking to God' (as we've been made to understand), then WHY SHOUT AT HIM?" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 13 
God gave guys a very difficult task ooo.
Come to think of it! Even when I have to choose between just two shirts, which one to wear, it's always a serious challenge.
How then am I supposed to pick one (ONLY ONE!) out of all the beautiful & lovely damsels; virtuous ladies, that I have in my world. Thousands of them ooo. "Chai" {Lamenting in 'Pat's Voice'} "Chai! Chai!! Father Lord, DiaRisGodOooo!!" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 14 
When praying, after the leader says,"I cover you with the blood...", must we respond, "blood of Jesus"?
On my part, I'd rather simply say, 'AMEN'... afterall, repeating the 'BloodOfJesus' doesn't make any logical sense. :> 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 15 
It's better to assume the story of Heaven & Hell is real & later realize that these Christians are bloody liars...than to disbelieve now & later face the reality of hell.
PLEASE, REPENT NOW!!!


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priNce krAzy


Hi, my name is Oshin Oluwatosin Bankole popularly called priNce krAzy.
Born in the mid-80's, I've been krAzy all my life but never fully accepted it until 2001.
2003:- I christened myself 'priNce krAzy'.
2008:- I started to put down my thoughts & in 2014, branded them #RandomkrAzyThots (RkT) ...I shared a few of them that same year.
April, 2015:- 30 of the thots (representing Season One & Two) were developed into short stories - Big Ups to Seun Smith, Daruzzy & Jaspa for that.
May, 2015:- Stories were given life & recorded into short skits...24 out of the 30.
Sept. 19, 2015:- The 1st out of the 24 skits (i.e RkT1.12) went public.
You should see it here ... & all the others as they drop weekly. ;)...

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Oshin Oluwatosin Bankole aka priNce krAzy


PROFILE SUMMARY
priNce krAzy; born Oshin Oluwatosin Bankole is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but a gifted, talented and trained entertainer; a Seasoned Event Compere (MC), Voice-Over Artiste, Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Producer (Check Out my first self-produced movie titled, "Where Is God?" here), Director, Instrumentalist, On-Air Personality/Presenter currently with Raypower 100.5 fm, Lagos. 
Fully armed with a vision “to give life to the brokenhearted by healing through laughter”, priNce krAzy carries out his various forms of art. 

MY PROFILE
Name:                                  Oshin Oluwatosin Bankole
a.k.a:                                        dE priNce krAzy
Date of Birth:                         April 20, 1985
Nationality:                            Nigerian
State Of Origin:                     Ogun State
LGA:                                        Remo-North
Marital Status:                      Married
Languages Spoken:              Yoruba, English and Pidgin English
Favourite Food:                    Plantain
Favourite Colour:                 R-O-Y-G-B-I-V (Rainbow)
Likes:                                      smiling, happy people
Dislikes:                                 Frowning, unhappy people
Hobbies:                                Acting, Directing, Stand-Up Comedy, Event Compering,                                                                    Presenting, Music, Talking and Encouraging People
5 most important things in my life:
·        My God
·        My Vision
·        My Family
·        The All For Laughter Crew &
·        The less privileged around.

Highest Academic Qualification:     BSc. Mechanical Engineering, Lagos State University
Currently, an OAP with Raypower 100.5fm
Vision for life:            TO GIVE LIFE TO THE BROKENHEARTED…by healing through laughter
Philosophy:                a smile does a world of good to everyone involved; both the giver    and the receiver.
smiLe; Jesus Luvs You

priNce krAzy IN PICTURES
Event Compere (MC)

On-Air Personality

Voice-Over Artiste

Instrumentalist (Bass Guitarist)

Actor

Comedian


Welcome to my krAzy world!!!

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Wednesday, 23 September 2015

My 1st Post.

Welcome to my krAzy world. Just trying out this whole blogging thingy.

You can catch up with me on here on FacebookInstagram, Twitter & also check out my videos on YouTube simply by clicking each of the links. 

Kindly check back in a few days. By then I should have gotten a grip on what this is all about...and we can continue the whole RkT thingy (& many other interesting stuff) right here.

See Ya.
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