Thursday, 24 September 2015

Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.0 - Complete Season 1 (in text)


#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 1 
Back in our school days (especially for the science students), we were made to look for ‘x’ indefinitely as though, ‘x’ was going to be our source of livelihood but ever since I got outta school, I've never come across the famous 'x'… =-? erm... =-?erm... well, except the time my babe left me and became my ‘X’. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 2 
Your vehicle breaks down on the highway and you were immediately apprehended by LASTMA guys who bring in their towing vehicle to take your car away (claiming you've committed an offence). In the process, their towing vehicle breaks down (…on the same highway). 
What happens??? 
  
#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 3 
My brother studied Accountancy; He owns (& runs) a fish-farm.
My sister studied Fisheries; She works in a bank. #KrisKrox, right?! :D
...& me?! You really don't wanna know. Well, 'School' has certified me 'A Mechanical Engineer', even though I can hardly distinguish a screw from a bolt (ok...it's not that bad. But then, it's bad sha... :) ).
My verdict: though important, I think school is highly overrated.

To the younger ones, 'Study' ANYTHiNG - then do WHATEVER you like - but try to do it well. ;)

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 4 
According to recent estimates, Roman Catholics make up 16.85% of World Population, other Christians are 16.54%, Muslims 22.74%, Hindu 13.8%, Buddhist 6.77%, other religions 11.63%, non-religious 9.66% and atheists, 2.01%.
The question now is, 'How sure are you that your choice of religion is the correct one - if ONLY ONE is right, as each individual one tries to make her followers believe?'

Personally, I think it's an insult; very downgrading & demeaning to suggest that the God my bible tells me about created a system where only about 20% (or even less) of His creation stand a realistic chance of joining Him in paradise.

That said, for me, even though I'm a firm believer in Christ’s teachings (& the bible- as a whole), I just believe (contrary to what most people think) that somehow, 'THERE MiGHT JUST BE MORE THAN ONE WAY TO GOD...' 8-| =-? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 5 
The Holy Book records -on several occasions- during the temptation of Jesus, that “the devil took him (Jesus) to ...” (Matt. 4, Luke 4) and that leaves me wondering, “Why was Jesus following the devil up & down...afterall, the Holy Book says "...be not unequally yoked with unbels”. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 6 
Imagine someone losing his hands during a crises & the first thing that comes outta his mouth is, "Yeeeh! My wristwatch!!".
Abeg, let's play it safe jooor.
My $15 wristwatch will tell me the time ...just as your N20m De Grisogono ...:>
Why spend that much on a wristwatch? :|

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 7
Ok, for a while now, I've been toying (playing) with the idea of not getting married to a Naija chic (my 9ja babes, abeg make una nor vex).
So which Nationality will you recommend? ...& why? ;) 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8a
Must we all get married on Saturdays...or Thursdays?
Well, not like I’m ready yet, but if you must attend my wedding, get ready to sacrifice one of your ‘sacred Mondays’ for it. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8b
...meanwhile, it's another Saturday...& I'm still not the main guy... Hmmm!
Anyway, even though I'm not the groom, I'm still on stage sha & will keep emceeing & anchoring the weddings till one day I have a more important role to play: Groom! :d
...Don't be surprised, I might even anchor that one too. ♠...ℓoℓ...♠. YES! Who says I can't anchor my wedding?! ♠...ℓ
... :p

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 9 
Chei! It's not easy to be a man oooo! On my birthday, I take her out; when it's her's, I still take her out. Nna, na wetin sef???! 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 10 
A Big Shout Out to all those who 'talk' for a living (priNce krAzy inclusive); OAPs, Comedians, Emcees, Public Speakers, Pastors, Lawyers et al. We're the ones that 'resemble' God.
I'd rather conclude that 'Talking' is work, than suggest that God is lazy...afterall, HE only TALKED for 6 days (1 sentence per day) after which the bible says "he rested from all His work which He has made." ~meanwhile, na only talk He talk ooo. /:)

Anyway, Doctors, Engineers, Architects, Bricklayers, Bankers, etc, na una know who send una message oooo. :p ♠...ℓoℓ...♠
DropYourTools&StartTalking. :D 

#RkT - #RandonkrAzyThots 1.0 - 11 
The man of God makes me understand that there are some things we need to do here on earth that will earn us crowns in heaven.
And I say, ...
"Lemme make the heaven first. We can talk about crowns later."
Making the heaven is difficult enough. Afterall, of what use is the crown if one doesn't make heaven? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 12 
The ‘man-of-God’ makes me shout when I pray... & I wonder, "If prayer is 'talking to God' (as we've been made to understand), then WHY SHOUT AT HIM?" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 13 
God gave guys a very difficult task ooo.
Come to think of it! Even when I have to choose between just two shirts, which one to wear, it's always a serious challenge.
How then am I supposed to pick one (ONLY ONE!) out of all the beautiful & lovely damsels; virtuous ladies, that I have in my world. Thousands of them ooo. "Chai" {Lamenting in 'Pat's Voice'} "Chai! Chai!! Father Lord, DiaRisGodOooo!!" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 14 
When praying, after the leader says,"I cover you with the blood...", must we respond, "blood of Jesus"?
On my part, I'd rather simply say, 'AMEN'... afterall, repeating the 'BloodOfJesus' doesn't make any logical sense. :> 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 15 
It's better to assume the story of Heaven & Hell is real & later realize that these Christians are bloody liars...than to disbelieve now & later face the reality of hell.
PLEASE, REPENT NOW!!!


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