#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 1
One thing I may never get to understand is how mothers manage to think that one of the best ways to stop a child from crying is by beating the child. If this ever happened to you, say iiiii =))
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 2
Bros, wait first! You down 3bottles yesterday. Today, the same thing. If you continue like this everyday at the rate of N300 per bottle. In a month, na 27k be dat...& 12months, N324,000.00. Hmmm! Three Hundred & Twenty-Four 'Taaasan' (...in Chukwudi's voice).
That money go still buy plot of land for Agbara/Otta side ooo.
Bros, abeg think twice before you take the next bottle ...if not, you'd drink an entire estate without knowing it.
Bros, wait first! You down 3bottles yesterday. Today, the same thing. If you continue like this everyday at the rate of N300 per bottle. In a month, na 27k be dat...& 12months, N324,000.00. Hmmm! Three Hundred & Twenty-Four 'Taaasan' (...in Chukwudi's voice).
That money go still buy plot of land for Agbara/Otta side ooo.
Bros, abeg think twice before you take the next bottle ...if not, you'd drink an entire estate without knowing it.
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 3
Chai! Women! #:-S
The hair; they add to it.
The eyebrow; they reduce.
The eyelash; they add.
The eye itself; they add - contact lens
The height; they add – high-heels
The nails; they add -
The stomach; they reduce!
Even the chest & b*tt, they ... :X :X
Is a woman satisfied with anything on her body?! /:)8-|... ~just saying~
The hair; they add to it.
The eyebrow; they reduce.
The eyelash; they add.
The eye itself; they add - contact lens
The height; they add – high-heels
The nails; they add -
The stomach; they reduce!
Even the chest & b*tt, they ... :X :X
Is a woman satisfied with anything on her body?! /:)8-|... ~just saying~
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 4
I don't know what it is with ladies & 6packs; 6 small (tiny) packs. Abeg, big Shout Out to the guys who have just 1 BiG PACK.
Well, for me, I don't have six, but then, it's more than one sha. :d
I don't know what it is with ladies & 6packs; 6 small (tiny) packs. Abeg, big Shout Out to the guys who have just 1 BiG PACK.
Well, for me, I don't have six, but then, it's more than one sha. :d
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 5
I miss her & just want to hear her voice but she's adamantly refused to pick my call simply because she's owing me some amount of money. This makes me VERY sad.
#LessonLearnt: Never lend people money, no matter how badly they need it - especially your close friends.
And so, if you are badly in need of money & I don't 'LEND' you, it's because I love you & can't risk losing you as a friend.
I miss her & just want to hear her voice but she's adamantly refused to pick my call simply because she's owing me some amount of money. This makes me VERY sad.
#LessonLearnt: Never lend people money, no matter how badly they need it - especially your close friends.
And so, if you are badly in need of money & I don't 'LEND' you, it's because I love you & can't risk losing you as a friend.
#RkT2.0 -6
Have you taken time to consider how many 'friends' who don't call you anymore - simply because they're owing you money?
Do you know how many people who don't patronize your service anymore because of the money they still owe you from the last business you did together?
Till date, I know a couple of guys who don't call me for jobs anymore; not because I didn't deliver when I anchored their events - but because they haven't completed payment of the last deal we had.
I'm repeating this cos of the reactions I got to '#RkT 2.0 - 5' & hereby insist, I'd rather not have you owe me, than have you 'continuously avoid me.
...& that's 'RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 6'
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 7
Have you ever wondered why you have soo many November celebrants - especially this 2nd week?
Well, here's the reason revealed:
Welcome to the month of Nobember - the month where we get the report-card of 'a certain Feb. 14'.
Big shoutout to all November celebrants; products of Valentines' Day flings...*Rotfl*
If you think I'm lying, then ASK YOUR MUMMY.=)) X-p
Do you know how many people who don't patronize your service anymore because of the money they still owe you from the last business you did together?
Till date, I know a couple of guys who don't call me for jobs anymore; not because I didn't deliver when I anchored their events - but because they haven't completed payment of the last deal we had.
I'm repeating this cos of the reactions I got to '#RkT 2.0 - 5' & hereby insist, I'd rather not have you owe me, than have you 'continuously avoid me.
...& that's 'RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 6'
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 7
Have you ever wondered why you have soo many November celebrants - especially this 2nd week?
Well, here's the reason revealed:
Welcome to the month of Nobember - the month where we get the report-card of 'a certain Feb. 14'.
Big shoutout to all November celebrants; products of Valentines' Day flings...*Rotfl*
If you think I'm lying, then ASK YOUR MUMMY.=)) X-p
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 8
Truly, unlike charges attract.
Guys are 'hard & strong', but like soft things. Babes are 'soft &tender', but like hard things.
If you understand this with ease, then you need to be bornagain, again. ♠...ℓ☺ℓ...♠
Don't leave church today without seeing your pastor.
Truly, unlike charges attract.
Guys are 'hard & strong', but like soft things. Babes are 'soft &tender', but like hard things.
If you understand this with ease, then you need to be bornagain, again. ♠...ℓ☺ℓ...♠
Don't leave church today without seeing your pastor.
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 9
Yoruba people are very funny ooo. You tell me, "Má so pé àgbàlagbà ń paró" ...translated, "Never accuse an Elder of Lying".
So what name do we call it when the so-called elder makes a completely obvious, blatant & conspicuously untrue statement?
Yoruba people are very funny ooo. You tell me, "Má so pé àgbàlagbà ń paró" ...translated, "Never accuse an Elder of Lying".
So what name do we call it when the so-called elder makes a completely obvious, blatant & conspicuously untrue statement?
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 10
God has given me the names of my 'unborn' kids since...I've known their names for over 8yrs now. It's only their mum who's proving extremely difficult to find. =->
Madam, you better show-up now before I change me mind. Or else... :x :|
God has given me the names of my 'unborn' kids since...I've known their names for over 8yrs now. It's only their mum who's proving extremely difficult to find. =->
Madam, you better show-up now before I change me mind. Or else... :x :|
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 11
He was on air yesterday & right now, he's no more.
Chaz B; host of the popular life-changing radio show is dead...& one can only wonder: Why do 'good people' die?
That's #RkT2.0 - 11 #DarkMoments
He was on air yesterday & right now, he's no more.
Chaz B; host of the popular life-changing radio show is dead...& one can only wonder: Why do 'good people' die?
That's #RkT2.0 - 11 #DarkMoments
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 12
Come to think of it! What was Judas' offence? According to the build-up of that story, I feel Jesus was already 'too popular' to require a 'kiss identification.
...just saying...
Come to think of it! What was Judas' offence? According to the build-up of that story, I feel Jesus was already 'too popular' to require a 'kiss identification.
...just saying...
RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 13
Babe, I knew you back then. You were NEVER good in fine arts. I used to draw all your assignments for you; remember?
How come you're now very prolific at doing one of the most difficult things in fine arts back then (lines of symmetry)?
The only difference I notice is, "You no longer do your fine-arts on paper, but on your face".
Babe, I knew you back then. You were NEVER good in fine arts. I used to draw all your assignments for you; remember?
How come you're now very prolific at doing one of the most difficult things in fine arts back then (lines of symmetry)?
The only difference I notice is, "You no longer do your fine-arts on paper, but on your face".
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 14
Ok, some wines cost as much as 100k per bottle. It leaves me wondering what they put inside 'cos in my mouth, it doesn't taste any different from the 3k wine.
Let me bring it closer; some non-alcoholic fruit wines (N1,500) taste exactly like 'apple juice' (LaCasera - N100) so why the differing prices?
Wait O! Abi na my tongue get fault? If you sabi the difference, abeg educate me oooo.
Ok, some wines cost as much as 100k per bottle. It leaves me wondering what they put inside 'cos in my mouth, it doesn't taste any different from the 3k wine.
Let me bring it closer; some non-alcoholic fruit wines (N1,500) taste exactly like 'apple juice' (LaCasera - N100) so why the differing prices?
Wait O! Abi na my tongue get fault? If you sabi the difference, abeg educate me oooo.
#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 15
He says, “What if the story of heaven and hell is untrue?”
She says, “AND WHAT IF IT’S ALL TRUE?”
krAzy says, “the risk of not believing isn’t worth it. Surrender to Him today.”
She says, “AND WHAT IF IT’S ALL TRUE?”
krAzy says, “the risk of not believing isn’t worth it. Surrender to Him today.”
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