OPEN LETTER TO MY UNBORN KIDS; LitTLe krAzy and his sister

                                                                                                              Apr. 18, 2016

Dear priNce & priNCesS of the krAzy empire,

Hope you guys are doing fine with 'bros J' & co. on that side. In celebration of this year's ‪#‎WorldkrAzyDay‬ which is only 2days away, I thought to reach out to you as pertaining some important issues.

Firstly, this is not a very good time to cross you over to this side as there's no light in my current location. And the heat? I'm sure God must be preparing a special 'hell fire' for sinners from this side - cos we all are used to heat already and the current hell might not be much of a punishment anymore...(just saying). Anyway, I have a generator (4 gen-sets, actually) to combat this problem, but there's no fuel to power them.

Secondly, I wouldn't want you to get here and grow up taking Pap (Ògì/Akanmu) like I did when I was growing up. There are alternatives oo, but then, they are very expensive right now because of one dullard ...sorry, Dollar.

That said, I know I'm only on this side but my supply is from your end. 'Bros J' has always been responsible for that. As such, the two issues raised above are not the main reasons for the delay in crossing you over.

Actually, I've been ready for a while now (or rather, somehow ready sha) but the MAJOR reason for the delay is that we have been looking for your mother up & down for a long time now. Rumour has it that she's still doing 'chic' and playing hard-2-get.

We have sent out several search parties to look for her without success. I have personally attended countless weddings (& instead of concentrating on my job as the MC of the wedding, I keep checking out the chief bridesmaid and bridal train) all in search of your mum.

I looked through the FACES on FACEbook.
Tweeted at the sisTERs on tweeTER.
Said WHAT'S UP to the babes on WhatsApp.
I followed every ESTHER on INSTA-GRAM to be my maDAM...
...& even decided TO GO to 2go...all to no avail.

Look! If you can influence things from that side, tell 'Bros J' to tell your mum to calm down with this hide-&-seek she's been playing with me ooo. It's in your best interest that you do that... because by the time you get here and your 'mates' are in primary 2 when you're just getting into nursery 1, it will be on record that I tried my best. It's not my fault.

I have to go now. I need to go and continue the search. In fact, one babe just passed now. Make I go check whether na your mama be that.

Don't worry, I'll write you again to give you situation reports.

Yours in the krAzy Kingdom

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YOU'RE NOT A BIG MAN (Pt 2)

Over the weekend, I got outta town with a group and happened to share my hotel room with a young man who was also part of the trip. After settling in, we got talking about life in general. He’s a driver attached to one of the bosses of a finance house based in Lagos. During the discussion, he eventually disclosed his salary to me & I instantly felt sorry for myself.

"His salary is 4times my salary" …sorry; “his salary is my salary multiplied by 4”. I mean, “my salary is a quarter of his”. If you still don’t get it, what I’m saying is that “my 4-month take home (as the “Superstar OAP”) is what he gets monthly (as a driver)”. Na wa oooo. Me sef sabi drive nau.

…& I have a BSc and some other professional certificate jargons as well.. Not even sure he has any of those. 

Well, my point is, “being a driver / cook / security man (& the likes) is not always as bad as we think".

Let’s simply call this write-up, “You’re Not A Big Man (Pt 2). If you missed Part 1, you can read it here: http://bit.ly/1oWBGPU & kindly watch this space for my next write-up which drops next week. This time around, it’s an open letter (not to the government! Not to any politician! Not to any entertainer! Not even to God! In short, it’s not to anyone alive at the moment!) “then who?”, you might wanna ask. Well, you’d have to wait and see.

God bless you and yours! wink emoticon

By the way, if you find any ‘lucrative’ job opening for a driver, please don’t hesitate to reach out to me. I CAN DRIVE TOO.
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2016: My year of ‪#‎SmallHustle_PlentyMoney‬!
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YOU'RE NOT A BIG MAN!

I don't have to tell you how much I earn...but I know quite a number of people who I'm 'supposedly' bigger than; but, earn much more than I earn. 

My 'vulcanizer' who fixes my tyres does so & gets about N200/N250 per visit to him. If he does about 10/15 cars in a day, he gets between N2000 & N3750 daily. Working 25days a month, he makes between N50000 & N93750 monthly. 

HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY?

My mechanic touches a few spots on my vehicle and gets a minimum 3-5k as workmanship (that's aside inflated bills he gives me for spare parts). If he's good enough and works about 4 vehicles a day, that's average of 16k per day & 400k a month (25 working days).
HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY?

Let's put the average Lagos trip by public transport at N100. Fourteen (14) passengers (Twenty-two for the bigger buses) amounts to N1,400 (or N2,200) per trip...(let's ignore the ones who come in after some passengers have alighted). The average bus driver should be able to do a minimum of 10trips a day. That's N14,000 (or 22,000) daily & N350,000 (or N550,000) monthly. Even if expenses like fuel, car maintenance, 'daily deliver' (for those who don't own the vehicles) + the 'Almighty street urchins' (Agbèròs) gulp half of that sum, it still leaves the driver and his conductor with N175,000 monthly (or N275,000 for the bigger buses).
HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY?

The 'Agbèrò' himself at the bus stop is not left out. He collects about N100 from each bus (let's say 100buses) &I hear them say things like, "Owó àárò', "Owó Òsán" & "Owó alé - which translates, "Morning money", "Afternoon money", & "night money" respectively. That's a sizeable N30,000 daily & N750,000 in 25days. Ok, I hear that these ones share the money with some Bàbá Ìsàlès (Area Fadas). Even at that, N750,000 monthly is not a small something.
HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY?

Even my gateman whose job is to open and close my gate for me when I'm going out (& coming in) is a BIG MAN. Cos without having to worry about too much packaging -spending so much on designer clothes- like I do...without having to spend more than half of his income on transport like I do... without some 'meaningless expenses' that the 'office-man' incures..., he gets free accommodation + 1 free meal per day and 15k. Hmmmmm!
HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY?


Don't forget that all these guys -except the gateman- don't have bosses they're answerable to.
That means; they don't have plenty office palava to deal with. They don't have office politics to contend with. And most importantly, they can choose the day (& time) they want to go to work. My broda (sista), ONLY A BIG MAN CAN DO THIS!
If you think you are, I dare you not to go to work this morning. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

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I think I've made my point. I don't know of a perfect way to end this write-up but three things coming to mind right now:

1. There's no small job anywhere. Whatever your hands find to do, pls do with ALL your might.

2. You can continue to play the BIG MAN but as for me, I've made up my mind. The next time I pump my tyres at my 'Vulcanizers', I'd simply (& humbly) ask him, "Bros, anything for the boys"?

3. What's your perfect title for this write-up? I want to keep it in my archives.

Oya, babai. Pls, go to work, Mr. BigMan. tongue emoticon

2016: My year of ‪#‎SmallHustle_PlentyMoney‬!
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My 2015 End-Of-Year Message

Hi, my name is Oshin Oluwatosin.

Fans call me 'priNce'...

Friends (& Family) call me krAzy.

I'M AN ACTOR

I'M A COMEDIAN

I'M A PRESENTER

I'M AN EMCEE

I'M A HIGHLY EXPERIENCED EVENT COMPERE (well over a century career events/Wedding Receptions nor be joke)

YES! 'I BE EMU CEE' (MC)

I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT CONSULTANT (even though I don't know what that means...It just sounds like something I can do) smile emoticon

I'M A RED-CARPET HOST

I'M AN EVENT MANAGER

I'M A MOVIE PRODUCER

I'M A DIRECTOR -both for stage & screen

I'M ALSO INTO 'GENERAL EVERY-EVERY' (meaning I can do anything legitimate; as long as you can pay for the service)...

TO THOSE WHO ENGAGED MY SERVICES THIS YEAR: A very massive 'ThankYou' to you.

TO THOSE WHO ARE STILL OWING FOR SERVICE RENDERED: God is watching you in 3D.

...& TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T ENGAGE MY SERVICE AT ALL: you're totally forgiven. I'm just going to assume you didn't know the services I render...BUT NOW YOU KNOW. Let 2016 be different. It's gonna be a year of ‪#‎SmallHustle_PlentyMoney for us!

God bless you, fam'.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 2.07

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RkT 2.07 
Have you ever wondered why you have soo many November celebrants - especially the 2nd week?
Well, here's the reason revealed:
Welcome to the month of Nobember - the month where we get the report-card of 'a certain Feb. 14'.
Big shoutout to all November celebrants; products of Valentines' Day flings...*Rotfl*
If you think I'm lying, then ASK YOUR MUMMY.=)) X-p 

Kindly watch the dramatic representation of this thot in the video below.

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RkT 1st Five Videos

It's now exactly 1month since the release of our 1st video. Just in case you missed out on anyone, here's a full breakdown of them all; both YouTube & download links. 

RkT1.12 - the Thought-provoking &  EXTREMELY FUNNY one about Christian prayers. Check it out below; 
My Blog: here
YouTube: here 
Download link: here

RkT1.09 - the SOS message to babes on behalf of guys
My Blog: here
YouTube: here
Download link: here

RkT1.03 - the INSPIRATIONAL one about school & being the best
My Blog: here
YouTube: here
Download link: here


RkT2.09 - the FUNNY one about Yoruba Elders
My Blog: here
YouTube: here
Download link: here

RkT2.10 - the one about my message to priNCesS krAzy!
My Blog: here
YouTube: here
Download link: here


Feel free to update your video library by downloading them all. ;)

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 2.10

RkT 2.10 - "God has given me the names of my 'unborn' kids since...As a matter of fact, I've known their names for over 8yrs now. It's only their mum who's proving extremely difficult to find.  

Madam, you better show-up now before I change me mind. Or else... :x :|" 

Kindly watch the dramatic representation of this thot in the video below.

 

More pictures

Download link for this video will be available soon.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 2.09

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RkT 2.9 - "Yoruba people are very funny ooo. You tell me, "Má so pé àgbàlagbà ń paró" ...translated, "Never accuse an Elder of Lying".
So what name do we call it when the so-called elder makes a completely obvious, blatant & conspicuously untrue statement?" 

Kindly watch the dramatic representation of this thot in the video below and download here. Quite hilarious.

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Through the sun and rain, we kept the game going.

Download link for this video is now available. Click here

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DO NOT GO TO THE UNIVERSITY!

...especially in Nigeria... My thots on a day when over a million Nigerian youths sit for the JAMB Examination...written on April 7, 2013

I walked up to one of them & said, "Don't take that exam! In fact, Don't go to the university either." Instantly, I was seen as an enemy of progress - sent from her village to hinder her progress in life... But then, I had my reasons.
After spending 5/6years (or 9/10 in my own case - LASU) + money running to several hundreds of thousands (& in some cases, millions - private Universities), putting up with lecturers who won't give you grades unless you;
put your back down (in the case of ladies), or
put your cash down (for guys),
looking for 'x' that is forever lost & never found - in the case of those doing any course in the sciences;
Struggling to meet lecture & assignment deadlines, projects & several other largely irrelevant jargons; ...
Then coming out to join millions of fellow Nigerian youths who are roaming the streets looking for jobs which are never made available to tђe qualified except an #OgaAtTheTop is involved, & after several months of fruitless efforts of trying to get a job, dumps the certificate only to hit the streets & 'hustle' for a living, I look at these guys who are hurrying to their JAMB centres with so much excitement & gusto & just wonder, "if only they knew any better & just hit the streets rightaway" - cos in Naija, going to the university surely isn't worth the stress & cash".

MY HUMBLE SUBMISSION!

Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.03

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RkT1.03 - "My brother studied Accountancy; He owns (& runs) a fish-farm. 
My sister studied Fisheries; She works in a bank. #KrisKrox, right?! :D 
...& me?! You really don't wanna know. Well, 'School' has certified me 'A Mechanical Engineer', even though I can hardly distinguish a screw from a bolt (ok...it's not that bad. But then, it's bad sha... :) ). 
My verdict: though important, I think school is highly overrated. 

To the younger ones, 'Study' ANYTHiNG - then do WHATEVER you like - but try to be the best at it. ;)" 

Kindly watch (& download) the dramatic representation of this thot in the video.

                                        

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They probably exchanged their school certificates here.

Download this video here. Also, feel free to drop your comments below.

 This RkT reminds me of an article I wrote over 2years ago, titled "DO NOT GO TO THE UNIVERSITY!" Kindly read it here.

Meanwhile, if you missed out on the previous videos, you can check them out here: 
RkT1.12
RkT1.09


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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.09

                                                          Download RkT1.09 here

RkT1.09 - "Chei! It's not easy to be a man oooo! On my birthday, I take her out; when it's her's, I still take her out. Nna, na wetin sef???! " 

Kindly watch & Download the dramatic representation of this thot in the video.

                                       

Download this video (RkT1.09) here. Also, feel free to drop your comments below.

Meanwhile, if you missed out on the previous video dropped last week (RkT1.12), you can check it out here.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.12

RkT1.12 - "The ‘man-of-God’ makes me shout when I pray... & I wonder, "If prayer is 'talking to God' (as we've been made to understand), then WHY SHOUT AT HIM?" 

Kindly watch & download the dramatic representation of this thot in the video. Quite hilarious ending.

Download video here & feel free to drop your comments below.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT)

So many times, people query my identity of being krAzy just because they don't see tattoos & piercings (like CharlyBoy); No completely insane & absurd dress sense (like Denrele); no 'crazy lifestyle' of partying/clubbing & alcohol & drugs & all that stuff.

What then is this krAzy guy all about?!

What's so different or unique about him? ...you might wanna ask.

Well, it's in my mind.

It's in my view about things & issues & life in general!

It's in my thoughts!

...& my thoughts have been clearly given life in the series; "#RandomkrAzyThots".

#RkT is a peep into what my krAzy's all about.

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 2.0 - Complete Season 2 (in text)

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 1 
One thing I may never get to understand is how mothers manage to think that one of the best ways to stop a child from crying is by beating the child. If this ever happened to you, say iiiii =))

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 2 
Bros, wait first! You down 3bottles yesterday. Today, the same thing. If you continue like this everyday at the rate of N300 per bottle. In a month, na 27k be dat...& 12months, N324,000.00. Hmmm! Three Hundred & Twenty-Four 'Taaasan' (...in Chukwudi's voice).
That money go still buy plot of land for Agbara/Otta side ooo.
Bros, abeg think twice before you take the next bottle ...if not, you'd drink an entire estate without knowing it. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 3 

Chai! Women! #:-S
The hair; they add to it.
The eyebrow; they reduce.
The eyelash; they add.
The eye itself; they add - contact lens
The height; they add – high-heels
The nails; they add -
The stomach; they reduce!
Even the chest & b*tt, they ... :X :X
Is a woman satisfied with anything on her body?! /:)8-|... ~just saying~

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 4 
I don't know what it is with ladies & 6packs; 6 small (tiny) packs. Abeg, big Shout Out to the guys who have just 1 BiG PACK.
Well, for me, I don't have six, but then, it's more than one sha. :d

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 5 
I miss her & just want to hear her voice but she's adamantly refused to pick my call simply because she's owing me some amount of money. This makes me VERY sad.
#LessonLearnt: Never lend people money, no matter how badly they need it - especially your close friends.
And so, if you are badly in need of money & I don't 'LEND' you, it's because I love you & can't risk losing you as a friend. 

#RkT2.0 -6 

Have you taken time to consider how many 'friends' who don't call you anymore - simply because they're owing you money?

Do you know how many people who don't patronize your service anymore because of the money they still owe you from the last business you did together?

Till date, I know a couple of guys who don't call me for jobs anymore; not because I didn't deliver when I anchored their events - but because they haven't completed payment of the last deal we had.

I'm repeating this cos of the reactions I got to '#RkT 2.0 - 5' & hereby insist, I'd rather not have you owe me, than have you 'continuously avoid me.

...& that's 'RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 6'

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 7 
Have you ever wondered why you have soo many November celebrants - especially this 2nd week?
Well, here's the reason revealed:
Welcome to the month of Nobember - the month where we get the report-card of 'a certain Feb. 14'.
Big shoutout to all November celebrants; products of Valentines' Day flings...*Rotfl*
If you think I'm lying, then ASK YOUR MUMMY.=)) X-p

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 8 
Truly, unlike charges attract.
Guys are 'hard & strong', but like soft things. Babes are 'soft &tender', but like hard things.
If you understand this with ease, then you need to be bornagain, again. ♠...ℓ☺ℓ...♠
Don't leave church today without seeing your pastor. 

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 9 
Yoruba people are very funny ooo. You tell me, "Má so pé àgbàlagbà ń paró" ...translated, "Never accuse an Elder of Lying".
So what name do we call it when the so-called elder makes a completely obvious, blatant & conspicuously untrue statement? 

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 10 
God has given me the names of my 'unborn' kids since...I've known their names for over 8yrs now. It's only their mum who's proving extremely difficult to find. =->

Madam, you better show-up now before I change me mind. Or else... :x :|

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 11 
He was on air yesterday & right now, he's no more.
Chaz B; host of the popular life-changing radio show is dead...& one can only wonder: Why do 'good people' die?

That's #RkT2.0 - 11 #DarkMoments

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 12 
Come to think of it! What was Judas' offence? According to the build-up of that story, I feel Jesus was already 'too popular' to require a 'kiss identification.
...just saying...

RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 13 
Babe, I knew you back then. You were NEVER good in fine arts. I used to draw all your assignments for you; remember?
How come you're now very prolific at doing one of the most difficult things in fine arts back then (lines of symmetry)?
The only difference I notice is, "You no longer do your fine-arts on paper, but on your face".

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 14 
Ok, some wines cost as much as 100k per bottle. It leaves me wondering what they put inside 'cos in my mouth, it doesn't taste any different from the 3k wine.
Let me bring it closer; some non-alcoholic fruit wines (N1,500) taste exactly like 'apple juice' (LaCasera - N100) so why the differing prices?
Wait O! Abi na my tongue get fault? If you sabi the difference, abeg educate me oooo. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 2.0 - 15 

He says, “What if the story of heaven and hell is untrue?”
She says, “AND WHAT IF IT’S ALL TRUE?”
krAzy says, “the risk of not believing isn’t worth it. Surrender to Him today.”

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Random krAzy Thots (RkT) 1.0 - Complete Season 1 (in text)

#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 1 
Back in our school days (especially for the science students), we were made to look for ‘x’ indefinitely as though, ‘x’ was going to be our source of livelihood but ever since I got outta school, I've never come across the famous 'x'… =-? erm... =-?erm... well, except the time my babe left me and became my ‘X’. 

#RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 2 

Your vehicle breaks down on the highway and you were immediately apprehended by LASTMA guys who bring in their towing vehicle to take your car away (claiming you've committed an offence). In the process, their towing vehicle breaks down (…on the same highway). 

What happens??? 

  

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 3 
My brother studied Accountancy; He owns (& runs) a fish-farm.
My sister studied Fisheries; She works in a bank. #KrisKrox, right?! :D
...& me?! You really don't wanna know. Well, 'School' has certified me 'A Mechanical Engineer', even though I can hardly distinguish a screw from a bolt (ok...it's not that bad. But then, it's bad sha... :) ).
My verdict: though important, I think school is highly overrated.

To the younger ones, 'Study' ANYTHiNG - then do WHATEVER you like - but try to do it well. ;)

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 4 
According to recent estimates, Roman Catholics make up 16.85% of World Population, other Christians are 16.54%, Muslims 22.74%, Hindu 13.8%, Buddhist 6.77%, other religions 11.63%, non-religious 9.66% and atheists, 2.01%.
The question now is, 'How sure are you that your choice of religion is the correct one - if ONLY ONE is right, as each individual one tries to make her followers believe?'

Personally, I think it's an insult; very downgrading & demeaning to suggest that the God my bible tells me about created a system where only about 20% (or even less) of His creation stand a realistic chance of joining Him in paradise.

That said, for me, even though I'm a firm believer in Christ’s teachings (& the bible- as a whole), I just believe (contrary to what most people think) that somehow, 'THERE MiGHT JUST BE MORE THAN ONE WAY TO GOD...' 8-| =-? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 5 

The Holy Book records -on several occasions- during the temptation of Jesus, that “the devil took him (Jesus) to ...” (Matt. 4, Luke 4) and that leaves me wondering, “Why was Jesus following the devil up & down...afterall, the Holy Book says "...be not unequally yoked with unbels”. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 6 
Imagine someone losing his hands during a crises & the first thing that comes outta his mouth is, "Yeeeh! My wristwatch!!".
Abeg, let's play it safe jooor.
My $15 wristwatch will tell me the time ...just as your N20m De Grisogono ...:>
Why spend that much on a wristwatch? :|

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 7
Ok, for a while now, I've been toying (playing) with the idea of not getting married to a Naija chic (my 9ja babes, abeg make una nor vex).
So which Nationality will you recommend? ...& why? ;) 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8a
Must we all get married on Saturdays...or Thursdays?
Well, not like I’m ready yet, but if you must attend my wedding, get ready to sacrifice one of your ‘sacred Mondays’ for it. 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 8b
...meanwhile, it's another Saturday...& I'm still not the main guy... Hmmm!
Anyway, even though I'm not the groom, I'm still on stage sha & will keep emceeing & anchoring the weddings till one day I have a more important role to play: Groom! :d
...Don't be surprised, I might even anchor that one too. ♠...ℓoℓ...♠. YES! Who says I can't anchor my wedding?! ♠...ℓ☺ℓ...♠ :p

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 9 
Chei! It's not easy to be a man oooo! On my birthday, I take her out; when it's her's, I still take her out. Nna, na wetin sef???! 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 10 
A Big Shout Out to all those who 'talk' for a living (priNce krAzy inclusive); OAPs, Comedians, Emcees, Public Speakers, Pastors, Lawyers et al. We're the ones that 'resemble' God.
I'd rather conclude that 'Talking' is work, than suggest that God is lazy...afterall, HE only TALKED for 6 days (1 sentence per day) after which the bible says "he rested from all His work which He has made." ~meanwhile, na only talk He talk ooo. /:)

Anyway, Doctors, Engineers, Architects, Bricklayers, Bankers, etc, na una know who send una message oooo. :p ♠...ℓoℓ...♠
DropYourTools&StartTalking. :D 

#RkT - #RandonkrAzyThots 1.0 - 11 
The man of God makes me understand that there are some things we need to do here on earth that will earn us crowns in heaven.
And I say, ...
"Lemme make the heaven first. We can talk about crowns later."
Making the heaven is difficult enough. Afterall, of what use is the crown if one doesn't make heaven? 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 12 
The ‘man-of-God’ makes me shout when I pray... & I wonder, "If prayer is 'talking to God' (as we've been made to understand), then WHY SHOUT AT HIM?" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 13 
God gave guys a very difficult task ooo.
Come to think of it! Even when I have to choose between just two shirts, which one to wear, it's always a serious challenge.
How then am I supposed to pick one (ONLY ONE!) out of all the beautiful & lovely damsels; virtuous ladies, that I have in my world. Thousands of them ooo. "Chai" {Lamenting in 'Pat's Voice'} "Chai! Chai!! Father Lord, DiaRisGodOooo!!" 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 14 
When praying, after the leader says,"I cover you with the blood...", must we respond, "blood of Jesus"?
On my part, I'd rather simply say, 'AMEN'... afterall, repeating the 'BloodOfJesus' doesn't make any logical sense. :> 

#RkT - #RandomkrAzyThots 1.0 - 15 

It's better to assume the story of Heaven & Hell is real & later realize that these Christians are bloody liars...than to disbelieve now & later face the reality of hell.
PLEASE, REPENT NOW!!!

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priNce krAzy

Hi, my name is Oshin Oluwatosin Bankole popularly called priNce krAzy.

Born in the mid-80's, I've been krAzy all my life but never fully accepted it until 2001.

2003:- I christened myself 'priNce krAzy'.

2008:- I started to put down my thoughts & in 2014, branded them #RandomkrAzyThots (RkT) ...I shared a few of them that same year.

April, 2015:- 30 of the thots (representing Season One & Two) were developed into short stories - Big Ups to Seun Smith, Daruzzy & Jaspa for that.

May, 2015:- Stories were given life & recorded into short skits...24 out of the 30.

Sept. 19, 2015:- The 1st out of the 24 skits (i.e RkT1.12) went public.

You should see it here ... & all the others as they drop weekly. ;)...

Welcome to my krAzy world!!!

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